Media
 Sometimes useful & good, mostly garbage & propoganda.
 We're constantly being force-fed mass loads of advertising, 1-sided stories, lies, & being mentally controlled by a mass stream of audio & visual assaults. Can't watch anything off of the non-pay channels that doesn't have billions of commercials advertising their shit, trying to sucker us out of money. Sad thing is, it works very effectively.
 We're constantly being told what we should wear, eat, drive, say, buy, think... and we the sheep, buy into it flawlessly. Isn't it great that living in such a great society, we no longer need to be burdened with the thought process? Why do we need to think when we have all those nifty commercials assaulting our senses, telling us we should eat this, dress like this, work over here, etc...
 If the government wasn't subverting the media, things would be a lot different. But since this isn't anywhere near a free country, the media is merely a pawn. All too often, we see the 1-sided views, opinions, ideas, and judgements of those in power, with very little or no other facets of the same. Like all these things that are happening online.. places getting attacked for instance.. we're told that these attacks are done by those evil "hackers" who are to blame for our inability to get to our usual routine of being good little online consumer sheep. Shiiiiit.... who IS it that came up with the idea that hackers are the ones causing shit to happen? Hell, these same persons can't even get the TERM right, let alone the story. CRACKERS you idiots, CRACKERS are the ones who go in and mess with, and/or destroy shit. BUT.. being the good little media-fed sheep we are, we all take the media puppets' word as gospel. Yes, now thanks to the media's mis-use of words, we now have 50 billion idiotic loudmouth imbeciles online, calling themselves a "hacker". Especially those retards who SpElL sHiT LiKe tHiS, or call themselves "eleet".
 It is really sad that in this day & age of global communications, we still can't get the truth on anything. Thank god I don't watch the news anymore... I can think for myself, which having said, I'll more than likely be gunned down by some government agency or another.
 On the lighter side.. at least the media is amusing. The things people try to sell us are getting more ridiculous & stupid by the hour. WHY do we need a home excercise center that consists of a single piece of plastic, like the 'Body Blade'?? Face it.. thanks to the media, we the sheep are convinced that we absolutely, undeniably, HAVE to look a certain way, eat certain things, vote for that retard instead of the other asshole, drive that kinda car, weigh 98 pounds & border on bulemia to look "sexy", etc... These kinds of things are what I find amusing. Especially the methods used to mind-fuck us into buying something. Here's an example:
 View: Man sitting at a messy desk, papers strewn all over, shelves behind the desk are cluttered messily in a disorganized array, whole scene is generally a hog pen.
 Voiceover: Life got you down? Can't concentrate? Having trouble at work? You need the new, improved Bullshit!
 Change view: Different man sitting at a cleared off desk, everything neatly organized & in good order. Shelves behind desk clean, sparsely filled, & neatly set.
 Voiceover: Your life will be changed for the better GUARANTEED by buying Bullshit! You can be successful, look great, feel great, be a major sexual attraction, AND be the envy of all your friends! Bullshit is 100% all natural good-for-you stuff! You'll never know how you got along without Bullshit!

That's basically the usual mindfuck we're subjected to. If you look closely at commercials, you can obviously see the humor in it. Companies selling their excercise crap to us by showing people who obviously don't need an excercise machine using it. Or by using the ol bait-n-switch thing. Showing a humdrum, boring, or messy scene, and then showing a nice clean, tidy scene that has their crap in it. Yes I'll admit.. some commercials are funny. I got a good laugh out of that AFLAC commercial with the duck in it. But really... most commercials are all mindfucking us into buying. That's the key word there.. BUYING. That's aaaaallllll that matters in the media. Hell, pay the networks enough, and you could have a commercial of 2 people anal fucking with a certain kind of lube. That's all the media is.. getting your money from you in any way, shape, or form possible.
 Those who buy into all this bullshit, I have labeled "media sheep". With so much crap assaulting our senses every single day, by the media, we are being manipulated into doing whatever those who really control the media (government), want us to do.

Main Page